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My mother’s “fruit salad”


This is my mother's annual fruit salad. She says this is a southern classic!!

We have:

  1. Unwashed iceberg lettuce
  2. Canned pineapple slices
  3. Canned pears
  4. A sprinkle of mozzarella
  5. (My personal favorite) a fat dallop of mayo on top. This isn't pictured as she hasn't served this abomination yet.

My mother is a big fan of reddit and frequent this sub. She may see this. Please be brutally honest lol

by BahaIsBeast

38 Comments

  1. Infamous-Scallions

    Honestly I’m just surprised it’s mayo and not miracle whip

  6. Emotional-Maize9622

    This should not be happening.
    Please save yourselves and run.

  9. Mashinito

    It needs some canned cherries, for color and flavor.

    Hold the cheese and the lettuce.

    Change the mayo for whipped cream.

  15. YirDaSellsAvon

    Looks like a slugs, maggots and pineapple salad. 

  18. Dogmeattt666

    My grandmother did this for me as a kid. It’s actually weirdly good. But I’d never show it to someone in real life😂

  21. StLMindyF

    Momma, I’m sorry, but that is not fit to be served to a human being.

  23. SweetMilitia

    I thought this was a weird plate of pineapple and shrimp at first glance.

  26. donkeyrocket

    Is the unwashed lettuce just hoping you contract E. coli and don’t have to digest this dish?

  27. CemeteryClubMusic

    I know it’s all weird, but what was the point of the cheese…?

  28. AppUnwrapper1

    Please tell me this is ragebait and she doesn’t actually eat that.

  31. reddit_understoodit

    Stop making that. If you are mad at everyone, talk about it and stop trying to punish them with this.

  32. Boring-Cap9101

    That dish is more pale than me. I’m Irish

  33. raginglilypad

    This is the most anemic “fruit” salad I’ve ever seen

  35. cattermelon34

    ![gif](giphy|3oz8xTWROpGjQ68SZ2|downsized)

  36. insert_username_123

    I wouldn’t feed that to my dog sorry

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